For real though

So, I'm as proud as the next South Carolinian of our 'skew-wuhls' and their outstanding performance in standardized testing, but I couldn't help but be amused when an incoherent Miss South Carolina was splashed all over the youtubes. If you need a reminder of the thirteen shades of jibberish she babbled, here's the video:



And now, compare and contrast this with Sarah Palin - who I'll remind our fair readers is the bloody vice presidential nominee of the Re-shitting-publican party for fuck's sake - when she's asked about the proposed fat cat cash grab communist revolution 700 billion dollar 'Wall Street bailout' currently being mulled over in DC:





I mean this is a joke, right? They're going to announce who the real VP nominee is soon ...right guys? ...Right?

Five. Long. Weeks.

- Mr. Ed