It's getting exciting

What do you mean, "what's getting exciting?" The National League Championship Series, of course!
Tonight the Mets failed to rein in the Cardinal's offence, and were let down by their own, even after they had stormed the Cardinals 5-12 in game four. The turning point came in the fourth inning, when Albert Pujols Photo left from ABC Sports - yes, very funny, that's right, it is pronounced poo-holes - hit a home-run off the Met's star pitcher Tom Glavine Up to that point, Glavine hadn't given up a run in twenty innings. It all unravelled for the Mets after that. Tomorrow is game 6 - back at Shea Stadium. If the Cardinals win, they'll have booked their ticket to the first game against the Detroit Tigers, in the World Series*.

- Mr. Ed



*Not actually a 'world series' per se, or any se, for that matter. A 'planetary' level of satisfaction, derived from sitting through twenty-odd hours of baseball, is not guaranteed. All haircuts are 'for real' and, yes, we know how backwards and 'po-dunk' this makes the sport look. Seriously - don't get us started on 'dip'. That's just nastiness.