Sunday, December 06, 2009

What is a pearl anyway?

A pearl,
like many precious stones, is an accident of nature.
It is for precisely this reason it is held in high esteem;
such accidents are rare.

The oyster seeks only to salve an irritation;
the result, in the the hands of man,
becomes a gem.


It's no secret to most of you P-clubbers that I'm a big - neigh - massive Janis Joplin fan. That said, I'm not an expert on Jople-trivia, so perhaps it shouldn't come as a surprise that I recently stumbled on an interesting tidbit from the life of the Queen of Rock. I knew that Pearl was posthumously released and that it was her best selling album, however, I was not aware that the instrumental track, buried alive in the blues, was never intended to be instrumental at all. Here it is, have a listen:



Joplin was scheduled to record the vocals for buried alive in the blues on October 5th, 1970; tragically, she was found dead on the 4th. The odd thing is, you almost wouldn't notice. The track is already chocked full of instrumental fabulousness (fabulocity?), which is why it's always been one of my favourite songs on the album. It acts as a foil, providing a break from Janis's vocals - yet at same time emphasizing them by their absence - and it also showcases the talents of the sublime Full Tilt Boogie Band backing her.

And it's a curious thing to contemplate: the song that never was. The unfinished work is a common theme in art and science, to be sure; however, the unfinished work that works despite being incomplete, is a rare thing indeed - perhaps that's an awkward way to put it, but I trust you follow my drift. Moreover, what does it mean for art and the intention of artists? I'm reminded of a few of Blue Cupboard's works that Beigey and I found in his studio. They seemed to be complete, yet by their context - their placement in the studio, for example - it seemed equally clear that he did not consider them 'finished'. If we're all postmodernists now - aren't we all? - then who is to say that a work is 'finished' or 'unfinished' anyway? Before this 'post' becomes a rant I'll leave you, dear ponies, but it is something to ponder, no doubt.

Ruminantly ruminating,

- Mr. Ed

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Catharsis?

Dear Blue Cupboard,

This seems so silly, I can't believe I'm writing to you like this, but somehow it makes sense too. Maybe a blog post or an email is the 21st century version of sending a letter up the flue? I don't know, and I guess it doesn't matter. The point is, I miss you. Terribly. Your absence leaves me achingly, wretchedly alone. I don't really know what to do with myself sometimes, all I want is to have you say one thing - just one thing - back to me. Sometimes I think if I say (or write) bad things, things you wouldn't approve of, maybe you'll send me a signal - any signal would do - and at least I'd know you are there, somewhere. But that's just it, isn't it? You aren't there. For fuck's sake, why aren't you there? Why? For the love of fucking everything, why are we - all of us - denied you? This really isn't fair, or right or anything. I just want one moment, just one split fucking second with you again. Is that so much to ask?

You had a look in your eyes sometimes, often in the last few years, like you knew that I was squandering my time. Did you know this was coming? I hope not. I think sometimes you worried it would, but I hope you didn't dwell on it too much. It's a funny thing really. I find myself alternating between missing you so much that I wish you could see us, even though you're gone, and worrying that if you were able to see us, you'd see how much we we're all suffering and that would be the worst thing in the world. I hope you didn't think this out too much - who am I kidding - I know how vivid your imagination could be, and I'm sure you imagined a million terrible versions of all this. Did you think about what this would do to me, and Annabel and Ella, and our folks? Did you see all this? Was that the sadness in those sweet blue eyes? I really hope you didn't dwell on it too much. After all, that would hurt you more than any shitty tumour could. Isn't that ironic? No, I agree, fuck that.

I miss you so much - it hurts too much - I just can't bare it. I love you so much. I just turned over the record again... I skipped ahead to "You don't have to cry". Remember how we used to laugh about this song, the hippy-dippy lyrics about "living a reality blah blah blah and telephones" and all that shit. Christ on a bike, who will stay up all night with me and talk about that sort of nonsense now? You've left this enormous hole in my life - in our lives - and how the buggery bollocks are we supposed to fill it? There's just no way. No way. I don't even want to think about this - about you - anymore, but can I stop? Can I fuck. It's just the most achingly lonely feeling, not having you in the world. It's just so wrong. and even worse, there is no making it right.

Oh fuck,

- Mr. Ed

Friday, October 30, 2009

Chap hop!

I am just the biggest fan of this Elemental chap (and I do mean chap), and his tea-based rapping. Check out "Cup of Brown Joy" below:



When I say herbal, you say no thanks!

- Mr. Ed

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

You just gotta fill that little space...

Something that Chives might appriciate more than most other ponies.



Ya know?

Colin

Sunday, October 04, 2009

The front fell off



Self-explanatory, really.

- Mr. Ed

Via Teh Sully.

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Could it be true!?!

A Pavement reunion? For realz yo!?! Apparently so... In celebration of such joyous news, here's Shady Lane:



- Mr. Ed

Via teh Yglesias

Friday, September 11, 2009

More Mattoy!

Here's OUB - another installment from the rare and previously unreleased "Rue de Spa Sessions" by Mattoy. I think you'll agree - it's is pointy little number with a swagger several pints wide. The footage, as you all bloody well know, is from a certain past New Year's Eve party. There's a Simon clip in there too, but then it wouldn't be a Zvayam video if it didn't feature Simon. You can click here for a larger version, or watch it below:



- Mr. Ed

Monday, September 07, 2009

How bad options help us make choices

I stumbled on this the other day and it occurred to me it was pretty damn Pony worthy. By the way, there are lots of other really good TED talks out there on the intertubes to watch too...



- Mr. Ed

Saturday, September 05, 2009

Solar Powered?

Well the P Club finally went global. Recorded and edited literally a quarter of the world apart, here is "Kramfundstum" by Mattoy, with some half-arsed video provided by Zvayam.



Bon Chance mes amis,

Mr. Ed, for Chives Eclair and SqueEZy jUPiter

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Happy Birthday Bluecupboard


















We love you and miss you.

- Mr. Ed

Wednesday, May 06, 2009

Stand by me

Haven't felt much like posting things lately, but Beigey just played this for me, and it took me back to a long, long time ago when Blue Cupboard and I were foals.


- Dr. Ed

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

A message...

from the American Institute for the Destruction of Tooth Fairy Science.


Via Hell's News Stand.

- Mr. Ed

Tuesday, April 07, 2009

Inescapable future of humanity...

I pass this dude about five times a day at work, I never knew what research he did though...


Rumour has it that Mr. Colbert will give the commencement address at MUSC on May 15th. Stay tuned for more updates...

- Mr. Ed

Monday, April 06, 2009

Change?

Oh you better fucking believe it...


- Mr. Ed

P.S.
You can watch (most) of the town-hall meeting here - just click on the link at the right-hand side for the next part.

P.P.S.
You really really should watch the whole speach I linked above, it's just marvelous. If you need any more incentive, here's a little nugget of joy from "prt2":

"As it was in the darkest days after World War II, when a continent lay in ruins and an atomic cloud had settled over the world, we must make the journey together.

We know that transformational change is possible...

for all our differences, there are certain values that bind us together and reveal our common humanity: the universal longing to live a life free from fear, and free from want; a life marked by dignity and respect and simple justice.

Our two republics were founded in service of these ideals. In America, it is written into our founding documents as "life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness." In France: "Liberté" -- (applause) -- absolutely -- "egalité, fraternité." (Applause.) Our moral authority is derived from the fact that generations of our citizens have fought and bled to uphold these values in our nations and others.

And that's why we can never sacrifice them for expedience's sake.

That's why I've ordered the closing of the detention center in Guantanamo Bay. (Applause.)

That's why I can stand here today and say without equivocation or exception that the United States of America does not and will not torture. (Applause.)"


A-fuckin'-men.

Tuesday, March 03, 2009

Friday, February 27, 2009

Baboon Metaphysics?

Excrement in the Late Middle Ages? Curbside Consultation of the Colon? Yes ponies. This week saw the shortlisting take place for the Oddest Book Title of the Year Award. Baboon Metaphysics is up top and almost over the crest as the bookie's favourite (apparently the bipeds gamble on all manner of things as well as our sprint n'leap activities) but this nag has a sneeking feeling that The Large Sieve and its Applications could be the title to push it all the way.

While we wait in barely containable containers for the result, it would be good to loll a while amongst some of the previous titles to lift the award. In 1980? The Joy of Chickens. 1992? How to Avoid Huge Ships. 2002? Living With Crazy Buttocks.

But in 2004 a tome with an altogether more sensible subject at its core lifted the title and this correspondent for one adds a winny of approval to its doing so - Bombproof Your Horse.

Yours
Chives

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Change you can believe in...

might just have been an election slogan but this is even better - change that might fund our research! From the Science section of the New York Times (probably the best thing about Tuesdays):

The law gives the National Science Foundation $2 billion in stimulus financing for research grants, and the foundation also has until September 2010 to spend the money. But the foundation will act much faster, pushing nearly all of that money out to scientists within 120 days, said Jeffrey Nesbit, an N.S.F. spokesman. (Last year, the science foundation’s $6.1 billion budget included $4.8 billion for research grants; Congress has not finished work on the budget for the current fiscal year.)

The spending increase comes after six years of nearly flat research budgets at the N.I.H., the National Science Foundation, the Department of Energy and other agencies, and growing desperation at research universities, which depend on the agencies to underwrite much of their scientific faculty and laboratory infrastructure.

To speed the process, the science foundation will not put out any new calls for proposals from researchers, but will instead use the money to finance a higher fraction of proposals already under review and to finance old ones that were judged meritorious last year but were rejected for lack of funds.


So, that proposal we submitted in January might really pay off!

Hooves crossed,

- Mr. Ed

Monday, February 16, 2009

The Simpsons Goes HD + New Start



- Philip ummmmmmmm snout.

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Wow! He's one Big Fella

photo by way of The Guardian

Turner Prize winner Mark Wallinger has won the Ebbsfleet Landmark project with a proposal for a 50m high horse. We here at the P-Club, purveyors of all things equine, like to be right on these matters. Jonathan Jones loves the idea, while, in a rundown of the other proposals, Adrian Searle is less than convinced, smelling an Essex boy's joke at the expense of his Kentish neighbours. Who knows... with a human standing below the horse's hoof, a red letter day for horsekind at least...

-yours in a small way, Bluecupboard...

It never ends, this shit.


Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn't Fucking Work

- philip

Via Daring Fireball

Thursday, February 05, 2009

Bacon Explosion

Do you like bacon? I mean really, really like bacon? Then maybe Bacon Today is the website for you. I discovered this compendium of all things thinly-sliced pork when reading about the Bacon Explosion over at BBQ Addicts. What's that, you ask? Behold the raw materials, and feel your arteries harden at just the thought of it:
That is:
2 pounds thick cut bacon
2 pounds Italian sausage
1 jar of your favorite barbeque sauce
1 jar of your favorite barbeque rub


Care must be taken cooking the Bacon Explosion, as this video clearly demonstrates, because with great deliciousness also comes the risk of fat fires...

Alternatively, may I suggest Bacon infused vodka?

Mmmm meaty,

Mr. Ed

Saturday, January 31, 2009

Look around you

I just discovered Look Around You via Boingboing. You can hunt out a number of episodes on youtube. Here's my favourite so far, Sulphur:



effervescent as ever,

- Mr. Ed

Thursday, January 29, 2009

Imagine getting news from your computer!

A news report from 1981:


I love the "owns home computer" caption when the old guy is talking.

- Mr. Ed

via teh Sully

Monday, January 26, 2009

This made my day



Via - Why That's Delightful and you must check out Robert Popper both found via LullyWeb.com

- Philip

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Today's the day!


It's finally here - the inauguration of our 44th President, Barack Hussein Obama! The E-monster and I are heading up to Marion Square in the centre of Chucktown where, apparently, there will be a big screen and a crowd of people celebrating. We'll be wrapping up warm - it's a brisk 4 degrees C here and they are predicting snow showers later!

More updates to come,

- Mr. Ed

Thursday, January 08, 2009

So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, adieu

Via the BBC news website, Enjoy - ClickHere.

- Philip

Apple has done it again at MacWorld 2009


Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard

- Philip

How about that


No, really - that's awesomeness.

- Mr. Ed

Allen Ginsberg

Is awesomeness...

Allen Ginsberg reading his poem (unfinished) "America", March 18th 1956.

- Mr. Ed