Meanwhile, back at the Daily Planet

Another setback* in the war on drugs. Still you have to admit, if Clark Kent lived in Hove, he'd certainly perch his mild mannered buttocks in the offices of the Argus by day....
"Oh, gee-whilikers, that's headline-writing, Lois..."
"I know Clark, but your swoop-away PonyClub's spotted it before!"

-Bluecupboard, Beigey, and Peggysus


*Of course it is entirely possible that this could refer to actual, real cracking in brickwork, concrete, or even, dare I say it, masonry. Still, an easy and salacious story is what your gallop-about P-Club has always been about. Even as I type this, I'm trying to think of ways to get exotic dancers, the mayor, and a gold-plated elephant bought with taxpayers money, oh the shame of it all into one world exclusive shokka...