On this day

In 1911, a terpsichorean ecdysiast, known as Gypsy Rose Lee was born. It also happens to be the birthday of one Chives McFarrel St. John Sunderblast Eclair III. You may know him as Chives, Chivey, Chavvy chives, Eclair, Eclairy, Eclastaplast the-faster-plaster, Christopher Eccleston, Edward the confessor or Bill Oddy. But none of those are his real name. No, his name is Chives McFarrel St. John Sunderblast Eclair III. Got it? Right then.

Whatever you're name is, many happy returns me old china.

- Mr. Ed