On arrival, the capital of Laos looks and feels like a total shit hole. Give it a day or two and it emerges as a very interesting and laid back city. There are remnants of the French colonial influences everywhere, mixed in with the decaying communist concrete.
I'm fresh from a canter round the history museum. Turbulent history? I should say so. Everyone and their mates have had a piece of Laos/Vientiane - the Vietnamese, Siamese, Khmer and French have all bullied and looted. Finally Laos was shat on by the U.S., prior to the inevitable Soviet legacy. The museum itself reminded me of the war museum in Havana, where their detailed battle models recreate proud victories over oppressors. The comments book was also interesting, a Greek woman complained that the museum was dirty and dusty. The next comment, by an American, reminded her that the country has seen less than 20 years peace in the last century, and suggested she get over a bit of dust. As a campaigner against the war in the region at the time, he thought that the comment represented the West's lack of understanding of the consequences of war.
That aside, I have been enjoying supping delicious, cold 'Beer Lao' on the Mekong riverside bars, delightful French food (even a Provencal restaurant) and was invited to a party at a palatial Laos house by friends we made at a local club.
Vientiane's own Arc de Triomphe - erected after beating the likes of...er
the French? They used concrete from a U.S aid package given to rebuild airstrips!
'Pha That Luang' the gold monument with the chuffed fella that built it in the 16th Century
My next report will be from Hanoi, prior to heading to the North Vietnamese mountains on the Chinese boarder.
- Scout
Reporting for the Pony Club, Vientiane, Laos, SE Asia
Wednesday, January 31, 2007
Plus ca change
Plus c'est la meme chose. Mac have Mitchell and Webb doing the Mac vs. PC ads in Britain now - sort of like The Office, but in reverse.
This one is slightly more amusing.
- Mr. Ed
This one is slightly more amusing.
- Mr. Ed
Monday, January 29, 2007
Saturday, January 27, 2007
Charlie the Unicorn
Via Kenneth E.
Is it just me or does Charlie's accent, particularly on the splintery bridge, have just a touch of the Ahhnold about it?
- Mr. Ed
Friday, January 26, 2007
Winner's Circle Race Report 26/01/07
At last the Club du Petit Cheval race season is up and running.
For the first race we head down to sunny Saddlescombe. Busher and the boys battle it out for what could be a vital first win in a long season.
Let's get to the action.
We pick them up on lap 246, seven and a half hours into the race just as Fancyaxewound wipes out into the fence..................
Wow what a humdinger, if the whole season's like that I'll need a bowel transplant.
Until next time, I've been Colin.
For the first race we head down to sunny Saddlescombe. Busher and the boys battle it out for what could be a vital first win in a long season.
Let's get to the action.
We pick them up on lap 246, seven and a half hours into the race just as Fancyaxewound wipes out into the fence..................
Wow what a humdinger, if the whole season's like that I'll need a bowel transplant.
Until next time, I've been Colin.
Thursday, January 25, 2007
Where ponies fear to tred....
Yup. Uckfield. Although it comes out of this relatively well compared to that twatty cat.
Lovingly,
Dick. Nay, Dom. Nay again, Chives Eclair
Lovingly,
Dick. Nay, Dom. Nay again, Chives Eclair
Wednesday, January 24, 2007
Shnell, Shnell, dem Schnee ist in dem Haus!
Delicious, but deadly...
Whilst taking a bracing canter down the muddy bridleways of the web I came across this little gem by way of the Wiki. I don't know what it was, but something about it just seemed to scream "Pony Club" material, so here it is, for your pleasure.
-Bluecupboard
-Bluecupboard
Sunday, January 21, 2007
Scout's Foreign Report 1: Indochina
Thanks Mr Ed, for the introductory report. That's right clubbers of P, I'm Scout and I'll be dropping in from temps en temps with a bit of foreign correspondence... in a Brian O'Hannohanorohan type way, if you will.
So, I kicked the arse out of my Brighton stables and globe trotted to Asia. Thus far I have gadgeted up in Hong Kong, watched Thai Boxing in Bangkok, scuba dived off Thai Islands and trekked/mountain biked in the Northern Thai mountains. What's that you say, my current location? Forgive me, I write this overlooking the banks of the Nam Xong river in the small stables of Vang Vieng. It's a lush floodplain surrounded by craggy limestone scenery, riddled with caves, crystal clear pools & waterfalls.
There is much adventuring to be had here. However, the vast majority of tourists hire a big rubber ring and float down the river, stopping at bars en route for buckets of cheap Lao whiskey mixed with red bull, get smashed and drown. Not really, but here's hoping. No, I'm being unfair most of them are great people (twats).
Mr Ed you're god damn right Charlie don't surf. I'm going to be patrolling south to Vientiene where I will be requesting a bird for immediate dust off to LZ Hanoi. No time for R & R, I'm going straight into the field - firebase Sapa. Sing it with me! "If I die in a combat zone....box me up and send me home."
- Scout
Reporting for the Pony Club, Vang Vieng, Northern Laos.
Saturday, January 20, 2007
Friday, January 19, 2007
From our Foreign Correspondent
A digital postcard from Scout, who's currently in Laos:
Scout tells me he'll be heading for Vietnam soon. I'd like to take this opportunity to remind him, and indeed all P Clubbers, that Charlie don't surf.
- Mr. Ed
Hello,
Some photos from recent places.
1. Longboat on the Mekong
2. Sunset on the Mekong
3. Me by the temple on the highest point of Luang Prabang
4. Amazing waterfall (bit like La Cascade but the water's a little warmer) lovely swimming
Hope all's well,
Scout
Scout tells me he'll be heading for Vietnam soon. I'd like to take this opportunity to remind him, and indeed all P Clubbers, that Charlie don't surf.
- Mr. Ed
Will it Blend - iPod
A while back Mr Ed posted a link to the great site will it bend. This episode features an iPod.
stiffrook.com
stiffrook.com
Thursday, January 18, 2007
Oh Happy Day
South Carolina might take one tiny step in the direction of the modern world.
From WLTX:
Whatever next?
- Mr. Ed
From WLTX:
COLUMBIA, S.C. (AP) - "Happy Hour" at bars and restaurants could become "Happy Day" under a bill approved Wednesday in a House subcommittee.'
The proposal would let businesses with alcohol licenses choose one day a week, except Sundays, for all-day specials on liquor drinks.
Currently, businesses can sell and advertise liquor drink specials from 4 P-M to 8 P-M. Breaking the law can be punished by at least three months in jail and a fine of at least 100 dollars.
Representative Doug Smith sponsored the bill. The Spartanburg Republican says the proposal would legalize what many businesses already do.
The proposal is up for debate next Tuesday by the House Judiciary Committee.
Whatever next?
- Mr. Ed
For the children's sake
According to boingboing - a directory of fucking wonderful things - there are two towns called Fucking, one in Australia and one in Austria*. The sign below is from the Austrian locale, which is not far from Oberfucking. Well, naturally.
"Please not so fast"
Via boingboing Via this site.
- Mr. Ed
*Some sort of cosmic link, perhaps, between the two homophonic cuntries?
"Please not so fast"
Via boingboing Via this site.
- Mr. Ed
*Some sort of cosmic link, perhaps, between the two homophonic cuntries?
Tuesday, January 16, 2007
Tunetastic Tuesday Eight
Well my little chickadees, it's been a while. All that I can say in my defence is, I've been both busy and extraordinarily lazy, and frankly the combination is exhausting. However, this is not the place for such trivialities, this is the place for tunes, [fan?]tastic ones, no less. In that spirit, here's I was born (a unicorn) by the Unicorns.
More than horses? The very idea...
- Mr. Ed
More than horses? The very idea...
- Mr. Ed
Monday, January 15, 2007
Saturday, January 13, 2007
Thrice the Musical Handbag delivereth...
Shut the stable door, select the most toxic of nosebags and settle back 'pon yonder haybed to observe the wonder that is the Archie Bronson Outfit. All the more astounding considering they hail from the land that taste forgot that is Putney. The Handbag delivereth.....
Dart for my Sweetheart indeed.
Chives, and merrily, Eclair
Dart for my Sweetheart indeed.
Chives, and merrily, Eclair
Tuesday, January 09, 2007
Back on this side
Well, the festive fun is all over and now I'm back to Chuckton and the old grind. My Flight from London to Atlanta took over 10 hours, because there were strong head winds, which was rather annoying. To avoid a storm over the north Atlantic, we flew over Greenland (least green place ever) and I took some photos:
Well, that's about it for now. Apart from that big one year anniversary celebration we were planning, remember that? Well, we did celebrate - it was the original P Club 4 and a new honourary member, Skye - we had fine food and booze, and we toasted the P Club and P Clubbers many times. In fact, we had so much fun/booze that we never got around to actually blogging any of it. Regardless, some sort of hip-hip-hooray event will have to be arranged in the digital world. What about a one year and one month celebration? Yes, you're right, that is a crap idea.
Verily,
- Mr. Ed
Well, that's about it for now. Apart from that big one year anniversary celebration we were planning, remember that? Well, we did celebrate - it was the original P Club 4 and a new honourary member, Skye - we had fine food and booze, and we toasted the P Club and P Clubbers many times. In fact, we had so much fun/booze that we never got around to actually blogging any of it. Regardless, some sort of hip-hip-hooray event will have to be arranged in the digital world. What about a one year and one month celebration? Yes, you're right, that is a crap idea.
Verily,
- Mr. Ed
Monday, January 08, 2007
Wednesday, January 03, 2007
Chives Eclair's Musical Handbag Vol.2
Presenting the much anticipated second volume of the Musical Handbag. This week the Handbag delves deep past the assorted balms and murray mints to retrieve the soothing sounds of Van Occupanther, by Texan funfen-piece and select melon salesmen, Midlake. Please see hear...
Oh, and this is very strange indeed.
Your Chives
Oh, and this is very strange indeed.
Your Chives
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