Monday, January 30, 2006

My, she must really like ham...

either that or she's possessed by the devil. Or maybe both. Via boing boing, here are some scary kids from old adverts. Well worth wasting time clicking through them.

scary_ham_girl

Check them out here.

- Mr. Ed


P.S.
I think the bean-eating boy is going to appear in my nightmares.

Tuesday, January 24, 2006

This is disturbing what is left of my brain

Watch this. This thing right here. Watch it now. I mean NOW.

- Mr. Ed

Monday, January 23, 2006

That's not quite what I meant

No excuses, about equipment, a lazy person has excuses for a lifetime...
poop shoot
Why don't you try making a poop shoot today?

- Mr. Ed

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

A very bad idea

Florence Oregon - Nov. 12th, 1970
A dead whale lands on the beach, and has to be removed by the Oregon Highway Division. The OHD uses Dynamite, hoping to blast the whale into tiny pieces for the seagulls to eat, and to blow the rest into the sea. That's not quite what happened though. Here's the video.

- Mr. Ed

Cock and Bull

Steve Coogan was on NPR's "Fresh Air with Terry Gross" last night. Have a listen here.

- Mr. Ed

Friday, January 13, 2006

With Horse-Fetishers Fair Tomorrow?

A Hat, Gloves, a Cane, and A Bottle of Champagne. Is this really all a young man, or perchance, lady, needs in these troubled times? Really? You decide...

- Bluecupboard

Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Philip is not an animal...

Philip

"Yah-boo sucks" to back to worky

The pony club is now a trans-atlantic blog affair. Look out for updates from me from over here, and from the others from, well, over there.

-Mr. Ed

Saturday, January 07, 2006

No really, I'm not an animal...

"Wales? That's a stupid country!"

- Mr. Ed

I say again, I am not an animal.

"What is that?"

"It's my nest... sun terrace, watchtower ...and linen cupboard!"

I am not an animal

"Hello? Yes, I'm calling about the 'senior traffic controller' post you advertised. Yes, well, I was just wondering if I could work from home... Yes, you see, it's just that I'm very shy and I have absolutely no legs."

Friday, January 06, 2006

Morning tea by the window with (just a little bit of) a hangover

Well that was an entertaining evening. It started out with incoherent nonsense, tailed off a little in the middle, and the less said about the end the better really. Super. Hoorah for the Pony-Club - the world's first (and last?) Party-casting blog-type thing!

Mr. Ed

That little cable

"Choice"

"Hold on Hold on'

"it's my new favorite song of the moment"

"You know, You Know ...."

"It's nift-o-rama"

"It so nifty"

"what are you doing skip?"

"Just browsing the web"

"Well, I'm just going to turn the heating down 'cause I'm SO hot"


- Pulp "Sorted for E's and Wizz" starts playing -


"cool"

"Yeah"

"Yeah"

"Thats so good"

"it's so niffty"

"yeah"

"maybe it is a bit..."

"it's got that little jumm"

"...Randomly driving around in cars wondering where to go"

"...Looks like a blog to me"

"No it's Party-casting!"

- Philip (Edited by Mr. Ed)

Do you feel like a chain-store?

Bluecupboard - "What are you doing?"

Mr. Ed - "I wrote a title..."

Bluecupboard - "Let me see... Um... No."

Can this really continue?

"If you delete my post, I'll walk, I'm telling you."

"I know lush."

"Rapping, rapping at my door."

"William Shatner and his comedy career."

"Two men who should have had their careers controlled."

"Alien music, people aren't ready for, maybe, but, I don't know."

"It reminds me intensely of Norwich, I had it on tape in the car."

"Yarmouth."

'They meet just outside of the city."

"I never got cabs there really. They had the worst busses ever, the fucking bus driver got off, cashed up, and another driver got on, but you had to wait till they cashed up. Yeah, you had to wait while they fucking cashed up. I remember sitting there thinking, 'this is not worth 70p!' "

'Nah, gotta give 'em credit for coming out with the same album twice."

"Sorry about my feet."

"What do you mean this is like meatballs with me?"

- Beigey

Faerie-castles in the fire?

Blue Cupboard - "...I was watching the faerie-castles in the fire..."

Mr. Ed. - "What's that - the faeries in the fire?"

Blue Cupboard - "Yeah, can't you see them?"

Philip - "The P club... it's gonna be a great blog, I can tell already..."

1/3 of your way to your first lesson!

"That land's utter dog-shit."

"By the bomb hole there was one lonesome tree wasn't there?"

"I mean, it's valuable as horse pasture or something."

"You could knock, you could knock, I mean, I ,no, because I , I, I'm in favour of the house, I mean... Do we have any light booze?"

"It's a little bit explosive."

"Really, do you think we need ice in the cider?"

"I think it's awesome."

-Beigey.x

Horsey?

"I mean you're just looking at woodland..."

"you can't because it's a temporary structure..."

"you can't stay in it..."

"You can build a shed, to put tools in, but you can't, like, camp in it for more than a few nights..."

"it's basically, like, stopping developers from doing stuf like..."

"That's prime South East Sussex land..."

"If there's land around the house..."

Enough with the glowing screens. Nah-night then,

- Ed

What a terrible thing, a little bit of knowledge is...

We're talking about detox, we're talking about pony clubs. It's a strong feelings kidney, which ever way you slice it.

- Mr. Ed

Welcome

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- Philip